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Jai
08-06-2004, 10:04 PM
Post your favourites. A few to get started:

#4281 (http://bash.org/?4281) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=4281)(10741)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=4281) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=4281)

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#99060 (http://bash.org/?99060) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=99060)(8405)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=99060) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=99060)

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

#117002 (http://bash.org/?117002) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=117002)(1561)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=117002) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=117002)

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

#205970 (http://bash.org/?205970) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=205970)(1431)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=205970) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=205970)

<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?

#3630 (http://bash.org/?3630) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=3630)(2362)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=3630) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=3630)

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

#205195 (http://bash.org/?205195) + (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&rox=205195)(2072)- (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sox=205195) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=21f7c128a03be90e730cf66e27ba0520&sux=205195)

Trent Parker
09-06-2004, 12:41 AM
lol very funny... you might want to get rid of that last one though....

Jai
09-06-2004, 12:47 AM
why

Trent Parker
09-06-2004, 12:51 AM
Just maybe the mods might not like the language in the first line...... See what happens!?!?

Jai
09-06-2004, 12:53 AM
ok, lets wait and see what happens. Btw, do you know what the forum rules are?

Trent Parker
09-06-2004, 12:56 AM
To tell the truth i cannot remember. I know that you have to agree to them before you can register.

Alan Shore
09-06-2004, 01:27 AM
Before I go.. what a fantastic site, lol, I had been there once before a long time ago but forgotten everything.


#261501 +(2652)- [X]

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a f**ken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

#99835 +(4558)- [X]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


#180081 +(2311)- [X]

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha


#330261 +(2581)- [X]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


#369 +(3642)- [X]

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P



There were better ones there but they're just unprintable in this forum :uhoh:

Jai
09-06-2004, 01:29 AM
There were better ones there but they're just unprintable in this forum :uhoh:
Agreed. I can think of many!!

Jai
09-06-2004, 02:29 AM
#173460 +(1428)- [X]

<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
<Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
<Pixistix> Problem solved.

LOL!!!

Jai
09-06-2004, 02:32 AM
#16 +(1452)- [X]

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.

jenni
09-06-2004, 08:14 AM
ok, lets wait and see what happens. Btw, do you know what the forum rules are?
Ok Jai - you are new on here and we try not to interfere too much, but just steer clear of excessive use of bad language :)

Jai
09-06-2004, 12:11 PM
Ok Jai - you are new on here and we try not to interfere too much, but just steer clear of excessive use of bad language :)
ok jenni!

skip to my lou
17-06-2004, 05:11 PM
chmod a+x /bin/laden

skip to my lou
28-06-2004, 05:45 AM
hopefully atleast Barry got that one :rolleyes:

Incase people dont know the site: http://bash.org/

skip to my lou
28-06-2004, 05:47 AM
:ninja: A few more that I found :ninja:

# rm /bin/laden
# mount /attack osama:/bin/laden
# find / -name Osama -exec rm {} \;
% !! osama
# dump 0f osama /

But: chmod a+x /bin/laden is still the best :owned:

boardumb
28-07-2004, 02:07 AM
digging up an old thread, i assume you've heard of

Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?
A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umoun t;sleep