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Davidflude
21-12-2005, 04:08 PM
Here are my suggested new year's resolutions for the rodent.

1) Appoint Dollar Sweetie as Ambassador to Outer Mongolia. (that will get him out of the way)

2) Make the mad monk Minister of Sport. (Even he will struggle to mess that up)

3) Be sure to arrive in Washington at least 24 hours before the next terrorist
strike in the USA.

4) Only go to cricket matches if Australia is winning.

5) Pretend that you have never heard of Magna Carta.

6) Ensure that no right wing talkback radio hosts are charged with sedition.

7) Appoint Gerrard to the Fair Pay mob.

8) (9) (10) These promisses are classified

arosar
22-12-2005, 06:34 AM
5) Pretend that you have never heard of Magna Carta.

Funny, since I'm pretty sure that Australia has one of the oldest copies. I think it's displayed in Parliament House (maybe the old one).

AR

Rincewind
22-12-2005, 06:43 AM
Funny, since I'm pretty sure that Australia has one of the oldest copies. I think it's displayed in Parliament House (maybe the old one).

Yep, I've seen it. Albeit 20+ years ago, in the old Parliament House.

jenni
22-12-2005, 10:20 AM
It's in the New Parliament House now (although really not so new - it was officially opened the year Gareth was born...)

ElevatorEscapee
22-12-2005, 05:25 PM
You don't mean Gareth Evans, the former foreign minister who had an affair with Cheryl Kernot? ;)

BFG
22-12-2005, 05:57 PM
(8) (9) (10) These promisses are classified

In the interest of national security I'm sure ;)

To question further would be un-Australian :rolleyes:

arosar
04-01-2006, 01:44 PM
Funny, since I'm pretty sure that Australia has one of the oldest copies. I think it's displayed in Parliament House (maybe the old one).

Said document is in the news today: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/cutprice-parchment/2006/01/03/1136050442558.html

AR