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    Quote Originally Posted by Denis_Jessop
    I have a really wizard idea if the RO's will buy it. A deceased player could bequeath his rating points by will ... provided that none of the said points is to be given to a junior.
    There is no cure for leftism. Its infestation of the host mostly diminishes with age except in the most rabid of specimens.

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    Talking In Danger Of Being A Monthly Winner

    Quote Originally Posted by arosar
    ... I mean, who really cares? So fg7 is sometimes talking all high-falutin like a regular permanent undergraduate. Take him there; not phukin' now you know...
    This is NOT a shot at fg. It is posted in the same spirit as I posted Steve K's shot at me regarding my smoking in this same thread. It is NOT the target of the post; it is the sentiment, which I hope even the receiver can appreciate.
    Last edited by Basil; 20-09-2006 at 05:07 PM.
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    From the off topic by bin GeorgeL in reply to antichrist asking if he had left anyone out.

    Only yourself, you're the vending machine everyone punches for a coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggrayggray
    From the off topic by bin GeorgeL in reply to antichrist asking if he had left anyone out.
    No points as by no means original, as bad as PaulS's lame repeats.

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    OK, this is THE funniest thing I've ever read on chesschat. I reserve the right to change my mind because I am currently "in the moment" but Georgie Boy ...

    http://www.chesschat.org/showpost.ph...6&postcount=95


    Last edited by Basil; 24-09-2006 at 11:00 PM.
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    24-09-2006 10:55 PM Shoutbox Kevin Bonham:
    i assume that the whole idea of ...Qd7 is that the passed pawn white gets after exchanging on f5 is not worth having because the fixed centre gets eaten by bugbears from Mt Buller or something like that?

    24-09-2006 10:56 PM Shoutbox bergil:
    Say again?

    24-09-2006 10:56 PM Shoutbox Kevin Bonham:
    i assume that the whole idea of ...Qd7 is that the passed pawn white gets after exchanging on f5 is not worth having because the fixed centre gets eaten by bugbears from Mt Buller or something like that?

    24-09-2006 10:56 PM Shoutbox bergil:
    Thanks
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    A Verbosity of Diminishing Return

    Shoutbox 11 October 2:18am
    Posted by: jase


    oh ok, thanks axiom. but howie's in that +5 posts per day category ... a verbosity of diminishing return, if you will
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    From the shoutbox

    [11-10-2006 03:50 PM] firegoat7: Of course we are all ignoreant to some degree
    Give that man a prize.

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    Ooooh dear ... another contender for funniest ever. This one actually hurt - lots! I realise it might just be me.

    Quote Originally Posted by firegoose7
    My argument will follow these lines. A moral is a belief. All beliefs are human thought. Positivism is a believed thought. Therefore positivism is probably moral.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham
    I have a similar argument. It goes like this. A retarded chimpanzee is a mammal. All mammals are vertebrates. Firegoat7 is a mammalian vertebrate. Therefore firegoat7 is probably a retarded chimpanzee
    and then this ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham
    Did you actually ever pass a degree at University? If so, which Uni was it? There's a uni rankings thread somewhere here it can be sent direct to the bottom of.
    Last edited by Basil; 11-10-2006 at 06:32 PM.
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    The wittiest rejoinder I've seen in months... WE (White Elephant) responding to a question by EP (En Passant) about his avatar: (posts 393 & 394 in this thread)

    http://www.chesschat.org/showthread.php?t=4075&page=27
    "On my chess set, all the pawns are Hamburglers" ~ Homer Simpson.

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    From the shoutbox thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham
    It's a conspiracy to get sprouty to up his postcount and dislodge Bill from #1!
    (The conspirators first tried with Howard Duggan but have now admitted failure on that score.)
    Quote Originally Posted by skaro
    He would be classified as a noxious weed were he to post that prolifically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heaviestknight
    Support Howard Duggan, since he stopped posting this board ain't the same! I miss his classic comments, great sense of humour and profound argumentative style!
    Cheers and good luck!
    Aye!
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    Jones picking up on a typo in Elwood thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Jones
    Who is this new player 'Soloman'
    Quote Originally Posted by pax
    You know: 'light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast'
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    Talking The Ability To Make People Laugh ...

    ... is one of the greatest gifts ... (and talents) $90 HCDs

    Last edited by Basil; 07-12-2006 at 09:32 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Duggan
    ... is one of the greatest gifts ... (and talents) $90 HCDs

    And EE is our most intelligent sofisticated wit who can pull it off without spite, you can also pull it off but afterwards we often need that notorious bucket and mop

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