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    Sex Better Than Jesus

    Originally Posted by Matthew Sweeney
    Top Ten Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than Jesus
    10.
    No one will kill you to have sex with you.
    9.
    Sex dosen't stop you from going to heaven - you are already there.
    8.
    People would rather have sex than make holy war.
    7.
    Schools (non-religious) don't force children to have sex.
    6.
    When you have sex, you don't knock on people's doors to tell everyone why you smell like you do.
    5.
    Councils will not allow brothels to be set up close to schools or public places.
    4.
    You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second coming - you can bring it on whenever you want.
    3.
    There are laws that say you cannot have sex in public.
    2.
    Syphyilis, gonhorrea and crabs is proof of sex.
    1.
    If you have devoted your life to sex, you will have more friends and relatives.

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    bump

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    Did you like that one? I told Matt to tighten this one up and take copyright.

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    AR, that should be bump and grind

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    OK, I started this on another thread and didn't get an answer, so I'll try it here. In what context do you use the word "bump" in this thread and what do you mean by it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Bellette
    OK, I started this on another thread and didn't get an answer, so I'll try it here. In what context do you use the word "bump" in this thread and what do you mean by it?

    AB
    I generally use TTT (to the top) instead of "bump". It is to take the thread to the top so people will read it again.....
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    Thanks amigo
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    isn't that kinda what I said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mischa
    isn't that kinda what I said?
    I can't remember you saying that sex is better than Jesus but who could argue if you want your highs on this earth.

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