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    Reader in Slood Dynamics Rincewind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JGB
    In reply to a help wanted sign posted outside, our friend has found keeping a job tough since Bin Laden's been in hiding. The pimple faced Jr employee replies;

    "arghh ummm, im sorry Mr horsie, but I fink Mr Ronald McDonald would not allow a Muslim traitor spy to work here"
    It's a $&#*& moose, alright?
    So einfach wie möglich, aber nicht einfacher - Albert Einstein

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    CC International Master JGB's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rincewind
    It's a $&#*& moose, alright?
    But the pimple faced American kid can't tell the difference!

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    I can't think of anything good so...

    Ricewind's response was great. Can't beat it. Well done...
    Lee Forace

    Forace´s Legacy - Swap off when you are down.

    It's better to set goals that one cannot acheive than to settle for mediocrity.

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    (moose pic caption)

    "Damn, are my antlers stuck again?! Call the fire brigade and ask for Sophie, she cut me out of the Burger King window last month."

    and

    "How did you guess I wanted the Bullwinkle toy with my Happy Meal?"
    we have between us the barrier of a common language

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    I got one... just thought of it (cause I was looking for a place to put a post to see if my quote thing will work) and I just thought of this one...

    The moose says... "has anyone in here seen my little brother, hes gone missing and Im looking for him"



    ps. kewl it worked even when i click on 'preview post'... cept i spelt Marge wrong the second time ohwell post it anyways
    .. this Caketin is full of little spiders and watermelon seeds.....

    ..Chess is all about fear and psychology

    ..Chess is like an exam..... you havent studied for

    ..If you're good at Chess it means you are very intelligent and could potentialy do great things
    ..... but that you might have wasted that playing way too much chess

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    It's discrimination! They shouldn't call this a drive thru!
    GO THE DRAGONS!
    GO Western Sydney Wanderers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski's signature
    God exists. Short and to the point.
    This is the reason I do not wade into religion threads.

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    Unseen Maccas employee shouts: "Hey! Butt out you moose!"

    Even if I don't win, can I put up the next pic? I got a good one.

    AR

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    Hey guys, was a bit slow with the winners cos I was away in Canberra, here they are!

    1st: Rincewind - "What do you mean you don't serve moose? And no, I don't what a thickshake instead!"

    2nd: Recherche - "Damn, are my antlers stuck again?! Call the fire brigade and ask for Sophie, she cut me out of the Burger King window last month"

    3rd: Axiom - "i heard you made my brother into a burger,..you bastards"

    Congrats Baz, I'll give you three days to post a pic. If the time elapses then the previous winner (Amiel) can post his.
    "I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
    - White Queen, Alice through the Looking-Glass

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    Next Caption Competition

    Here is the next picture. Happy captioning.
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    So einfach wie möglich, aber nicht einfacher - Albert Einstein

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    sorry!

    hey look at this lump, just like your ex girlfriend huh?.....hey, im not saying she was a fat pussy ,,..hey, put that meat axe away, for christ sake!

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    #2

    1 bicep curl, 2 bicep curl, 3 bicep.....

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    #3

    reminds me of me ex missus

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    Hey. Fat Cat does have friends!
    GO THE DRAGONS!
    GO Western Sydney Wanderers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski's signature
    God exists. Short and to the point.
    This is the reason I do not wade into religion threads.

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    #4

    "take this you rat"

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    #5

    "i call him kerry packer"

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