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    "Honey I know you said we were down sizing, but where do I do I put my chess set?
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    Forace´s Legacy - Swap off when you are down.

    It's better to set goals that one cannot acheive than to settle for mediocrity.

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    OK, it seems FG7 doesn't want to post.. here's another for you then:
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    "I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
    - White Queen, Alice through the Looking-Glass

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    Thank God he's not playing for my team the Conclave Cardinals !!
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    I hate this! They told me it was a white gown do and everyone turns up in a dark business suit.
    So einfach wie möglich, aber nicht einfacher - Albert Einstein

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    GB: Bless me Father - for I have no idea what I do.
    Pope: FMD! Not this idiot. No wonder I'm dying.

    AR

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    CC resident nutcase Trent Parker's Avatar
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    "I didn't know the church allowed gay bishops"

    "what makes you say that?"

    "your bishops have mated me"
    GO THE DRAGONS!
    GO Western Sydney Wanderers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski's signature
    God exists. Short and to the point.
    This is the reason I do not wade into religion threads.

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    [Trying to keep the chess theme]

    Bush: black castle captures white horsey

    Pope: Please God, can I partner Kofi next time?

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    CC resident nutcase Trent Parker's Avatar
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    Arosar's has to be the best so far
    GO THE DRAGONS!
    GO Western Sydney Wanderers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski's signature
    God exists. Short and to the point.
    This is the reason I do not wade into religion threads.

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    "...and you want to tell me im boring?, wake me up when this idiot is finsihed. Anyways, what do I care about his script for the Godfather Part IV"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pballard
    [Trying to keep the chess theme]
    ( ... it is placed in the non chess section ... so it's free for all ... )



    eclectic
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    "The Pope begins to regret his lifelong anti-contraception stance."
    we have between us the barrier of a common language

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    Pope; Bugger, forgot my i pod!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arosar
    GB: Bless me Father - for I have no idea what I do.
    Pope: FMD! Not this idiot. No wonder I'm dying.

    AR


    Sorry BD, didn't realise I had won the first round. Maybe pm me next time.

    Cheers Fg7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belthasar
    OK, it seems FG7 doesn't want to post.. here's another for you then:
    George: I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being, play God.

    Pope:

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    CC resident nutcase Trent Parker's Avatar
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    Interesting repertoire you have....

    Bishops opening
    St george defense
    Polish defense......
    GO THE DRAGONS!
    GO Western Sydney Wanderers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski's signature
    God exists. Short and to the point.
    This is the reason I do not wade into religion threads.

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