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    Best Sickie Excuses

    My classic was took a sickie for an anti nuke demo but was on television news all channels taking the cops on and getting arrested thrown into a Paddy wagon. Beat that!

    The boss rejected the sickie.
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    There is no good excuse for a sickie, sickies are wrong, only use sick leave when genuinely sick.

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    Far worse that the excuses is the retort, "I've heard that one before". It is not my job to have a novel or anecdote-worthy excuse, I'm just telling you what happened. I've heard "I've heard that one before" before, so checkmate!

    On another note, I did once have a colleague who would call in sick the first Monday of every month, like absolute clockwork. Good luck to him, I say.
    So what's your excuse? For running like the devil's chasing you?

    See you in another life, brotha.

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    Well Novak's excuse for not taking a sickie didn't wash. He had to breathe Covid everyone in a photoshoot.

    Just as in my notorious case the tv cameras caught him out.

    I can't believe it I have actually being Grand Slammed in my own thread. He out done my effort
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