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    Chess Humour, the Outrageous and the Ridiculous

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first."
    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

    AC: that would be called a prehomous draw
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    In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
    "What a clever dog!"
    But the man protests:
    "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"

    these jokes courtesy of http://www.chessebook.com/anekdoty.php
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    A/c is a chess coach.
    Ruin is formal, devil's work,
    Consecutive and slow -
    Fail in an instance no man did,
    Slipping - is Crash's law,

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    Jammo winning the Busiest Player Award
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    Quote Originally Posted by antichrist View Post
    Jammo winning the Busiest Player Award
    I may well have won the Busiest Player Award in 1973.....
    Still searching for Bobby Fischer....
    and fighting against those humourless bureaucrats who are forever lost in the minutiae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammo View Post
    I may well have won the Busiest Player Award in 1973.....
    At approx your current age I think Lloyd Fell may have been busiest player approx 20 years ago - he is probably up there calling Capa an idiot
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    Two kings checking each other for three half moves in Canterbury Bankstown Leagues Chess Club competition game approximately twenty years ago. The spectators looked on in disbelief.
    Zionism is racism as defined by the UN, Israel by every dirty means available steals land and water, kill Palestinian freedom fighters and civilians, and operates an apartheid system to drive more Palestinians off their land

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