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    The President's Soup

    It will be our privilege on Monday next to entertain the former president of the CAQ. What he does not tell you is that, before his ten years as President, he was Secretary, Primary Schools Coordinator and heaven and its landlord knows what else. I am preparing a special soup.

    I have washed the soup mix multiple times and left it to stand overnight to absorb water, I guess.
    Tomorrow I will add tomatoes, celery, onions, carrot, pumpkin, ( a gift from the neighbour ) and maybe some MightyMite to give it some tang and B vitamins plus the December 1992 issue of Queensland Chess. Finely diced, this rare ingredient will add more colour and body to the mix as well as giving it a more chessic flavour.

    I was only able to add the magazine to the mix as the legendary Ian Murray scanned so many of his magazines. Please ensure that before making soup of your state’s chess magazines you scan them first. Remove any staples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbishop View Post
    It will be our privilege on Monday next to entertain the former president of the CAQ. What he does not tell you is that, before his ten years as President, he was Secretary, Primary Schools Coordinator and heaven and its landlord knows what else. I am preparing a special soup.

    I have washed the soup mix multiple times and left it to stand overnight to absorb water, I guess.
    Tomorrow I will add tomatoes, celery, onions, carrot, pumpkin, ( a gift from the neighbour ) and maybe some MightyMite to give it some tang and B vitamins plus the December 1992 issue of Queensland Chess. Finely diced, this rare ingredient will add more colour and body to the mix as well as giving it a more chessic flavour.

    I was only able to add the magazine to the mix as the legendary Ian Murray scanned so many of his magazines. Please ensure that before making soup of your state’s chess magazines you scan them first. Remove any staples.
    I can't think of any opening named after food or offspring - both rare commodities in the upper echelons of chess
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    Quote Originally Posted by antichrist View Post
    I can't think of any opening named after food or offspring - both rare commodities in the upper echelons of chess
    Fried Liver Attack!
    So what's your excuse? To run like the devil's chasing you.

    See you in another life, brotha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmond View Post
    Fried Liver Attack!
    He Would Not Try My Soup Gambit. I doubt that this name will catch on. Better might be the Soupon Gambit.

    1. e4 c5 2. c4 Nc6 3. Ne2 Nf6 4. Nbc3 Qc7 5. d4 cxd4 6. Nxd4 Nxe4 7. Nxe4 Qe5 8.
    Bd3
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    The Skewered Kebab Gambit is piercing and the My Bastard Son Counter Attack really hurts.

    I know an ex big time drug seller who named his racing greyhounds after prison and legal terminology. There may even an AR15 amongst them. Eventually he got sick of going to prison but only after his son got involved big time. He dobbed his son to the cops to save his life . Is there a chess strategy like that?
    Now thread smorgasbord is over.
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