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    Jesus-related random fluff (sf was JC historical?)

    Quote Originally Posted by ElevatorEscapee View Post
    Of course Pilate was real:



    I think that was from part of one of the Dead Sea Scrolls that was surpressed by the Catholics - how else can one explain the popularity of Pilates today!
    Byron Bay if full of that stuff - all women's business and the guys shut up and suffer listening to them, with ulterior motives of course
    Zionism is racism as defined by the UN, Israel by every dirty means available steals land and water, kill Palestinian freedom fighters and civilians, and operates an apartheid system to drive more Palestinians off their land

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    Jono from above

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    But it is a totally unreasonable interpretation that "his blood be on us and our children" is a binding command, coming as it does from a demonstrably unreliable source: the mob who bayed for Jesus' crucifixion. It is also an unreasonable understanding that this has anything to do with all Jews throughout eternity, since this has nothing to do with the meaning of the words. After all, they were recorded by Jews, and the entire New Testament was written by Jews, and elsewhere explicitly condemns antisemitism, so obviously there is no intent to impute racial guilt on Jews, any more than there is on Italians although Jesus was sentenced by a Roman governor and killed on a Roman cross by Roman soldiers.
    .................... - Jono

    AC: but all religious Jews can get a slice of Palestine throughout eternity, even though they are only converts????? Where is your consistency in interpreting through the ages - you are cherry picking
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    As long as the so & so died that is the most important part
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    Quote Originally Posted by antichrist View Post
    As long as the so & so died that is the most important part
    But more importantly was he resurrected? If not does that mean I miss out on my easter eggs?
    Still searching for Bobby Fischer....
    and fighting against those humourless bureaucrats who are forever lost in the minutiae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammo View Post
    But more importantly was he resurrected? If not does that mean I miss out on my easter eggs?
    Dead men cannot walk about. And thinking God can die is droll.

    He would have to be the stupidest God in history if he condemned mankind just to turn around and suicide to redress his immoral condemnation.

    Or sacrifice himself to himself to appease his own wrath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammo View Post
    But more importantly was he resurrected? If not does that mean I miss out on my easter eggs?
    The only Jesus I would be into would be a rum and raisin chocolate one - Easter eggs are for the bunnies
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    Jesus was way cool
    Everybody liked Jesus
    Everybody wanted to hang out with him
    He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
    That's so cool
    Jesus was so cool
    But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
    So they killed him
    But then he rose from the dead
    He rose from the dead, danced around
    Then went up to heaven
    I mean, that's so cool
    Jesus was way cool

    No wonder there are so many Christians.
    Ruin is formal, devil's work,
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    Fail in an instance no man did,
    Slipping - is Crash's law,

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    Quote Originally Posted by antichrist View Post
    The only Jesus I would be into would be a rum and raisin chocolate one - Easter eggs are for the bunnies
    I do not believe you.

    What of this Jesus?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alRN...layer_embedded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles View Post
    Jesus was way cool
    Everybody liked Jesus
    Everybody wanted to hang out with him
    He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
    That's so cool
    Jesus was so cool
    But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
    So they killed him
    But then he rose from the dead
    He rose from the dead, danced around
    Then went up to heaven
    I mean, that's so cool
    Jesus was way cool

    No wonder there are so many Christians.
    Yes but anyone who looks at Christian misogyny and homophobia wil know that the Christian creed is basically an immoral creed.

    Care to debate the morality of Christianity?

    I am particularly offended by his divorce law but offer you more options for debate.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfGRN4HVrQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnostic Bishop View Post
    Yes but anyone who looks at Christian misogyny and homophobia wil know that the Christian creed is basically an immoral creed.

    Care to debate the morality of Christianity?

    I am particularly offended by his divorce law but offer you more options for debate.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfGRN4HVrQ

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    Jesus turned water into wine.

    He also healed people of sickness.

    Maybe when he returns he can cure you as well my friend.
    Ruin is formal, devil's work,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles View Post
    Jesus turned water into wine.

    He also healed people of sickness.

    Maybe when he returns he can cure you as well my friend.
    So throwing unproven miracles and fantasy at me is supposed to be you defending Christian misogyny and homophobia as well as many others of their immoral tenets.

    Thanks for showing us all how you cannot defend your immoral religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnostic Bishop View Post
    So throwing unproven miracles and fantasy at me is supposed to be you defending Christian misogyny and homophobia as well as many others of their immoral tenets.

    Thanks for showing us all how you cannot defend your immoral religion.

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    Hello friend,

    I am not sure if you've realised it but his thread is actually entitled ....................... "Was Jesus Christ a historical person".

    Nowhere in the thread title does it mention promotion to discuss supposed christian misogyny and homophobia.

    Hopefully jesus can one day cure your illiteracy as well as the rabid fever you seem to have developed.

    Kind regards,
    Bubbles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles View Post
    Hello friend,

    I am not sure if you've realised it but his thread is actually entitled ....................... "Was Jesus Christ a historical person".

    Nowhere in the thread title does it mention promotion to discuss supposed christian misogyny and homophobia.

    Hopefully jesus can one day cure your illiteracy as well as the rabid fever you seem to have developed.

    Kind regards,
    Bubbles.
    I will take my fever over your genocidal son murdering God any day.

    Strange that you care more about the reality of a mythical figure instead of seeing if he had anything moral to say.

    You are more concerned with your get into heaven free card than if God or Satan is waiting for you behind the door.

    As to Jesus as savior, who do you think is more likely to ask for a human sacrifice and the punishment of the innocent instead of the guilty?

    Satan or God?

    You are correct. Satan, --- and he is waiting for you to accept the God you think did so.

    Regards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnostic Bishop View Post
    I will take my fever over your genocidal son murdering God any day.

    Strange that you care more about the reality of a mythical figure instead of seeing if he had anything moral to say.

    You are more concerned with your get into heaven free card than if God or Satan is waiting for you behind the door.

    As to Jesus as savior, who do you think is more likely to ask for a human sacrifice and the punishment of the innocent instead of the guilty?

    Satan or God?

    You are correct. Satan, --- and he is waiting for you to accept the God you think did so.

    Regards
    DL
    Hello again friend,

    Jesus is well spoken and has a nice beard. He is featured in a popular old book.

    I hope you can open your heart to his teachings.

    He will truly bring happiness and wonder into your life.

    You may not believe it but Jesus loves you as well.

    Kind regards,
    Bubbles.
    Ruin is formal, devil's work,
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    Fail in an instance no man did,
    Slipping - is Crash's law,

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    When i go to heaven i am going to play basketball on jesus' team.
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    Fail in an instance no man did,
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