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Sir Cromulent Sparkles
31-10-2009, 08:02 PM
the marketing gurus at 'ace h.q.' inform me that the ace vancura brand needs to be revitalised or rested, to increase consumer awareness of the expanding product lines on offer. I was initially sceptical that this was the case so I contracted in morgan harbinger (of morgan harbingers unambiguous marketing australia pty ltd) and informed him that he better come up with a name that improves on my own efforts. that effort included brainstorming with some grade 2 students (that I paid 1 bag of jelly beans each for an hours consoltation) whose results included the feelgood but ultimately inflexible 'happy fluffy bunny' courtesy of a 7 year old called sally who was reading enid blytons 'brear rabbit' and the more combative but equally incompetent 'superman beats optimus prime in disneyland' from todd, a 7 year old who insisted on playing with action figures the whole time, even though I requested his unobstructed attention.

so I've shortlisted the best candidates from morgans efforts for 'change of handle'. I've also included the kids efforts just for transparency.

morgan harbinger

# bucket of puppies
# avagadros got your number fool
# fatty owls (prizes for guessing where this has popped up)
# patrick bateman
# I'm a cat
# trailer park lovers
# knife knife gun (morgan explained something about a kids game called 'duck duck goose' but I'm not sure it works for a respectable operation like the 'house of ace vancura')

the kids

# happy fluffy bunny
#superman beats optimus prime in disneyland

any thoughts welcome.

Basil
31-10-2009, 08:06 PM
# fatty owls (prizes for guessing where this has popped up)
Fawlty Towers


any thoughts welcome.
I think Ace Vancura is a winner.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
31-10-2009, 08:20 PM
Fawlty Towers


nice one, cleese devotee. a favourite show of mine as well.

your winnings include a virtual handshake from myself and the right to bask in the glory of winning such an important competition.

my one and only post on 'oz chess m'board' actually uses the moniker 'fatty owls' so it actually is in circulation already.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
01-11-2009, 11:46 PM
## please note that this is an official request##

to whom it may concern (probably kevin b),

I would like to nominate 'trailer park lovers' (obviously all lower case lettering) as my name for all future correspondences and retire the warhorse that is 'ace vancura' to the subs bench for the moment (6 months).

I promise to uphold the same integrity and honesty that was incumbent of me as 'ace vancura' and hope to continue to make a solid contribution to the 'whats up your nose' thread.

signing off,
monseignor ace vancura m.d.

ER
02-11-2009, 04:42 AM
and hope to continue to make a solid contribution to the 'whats up your nose' thread.


Don't forget the zombie thread!::doh:

ER
05-11-2009, 01:00 AM
yadda! or yadda_yadda for short? :P

antichrist
03-12-2009, 05:44 PM
Gunnar, have you thought of changing your avartar to Pommiegranite - you are pretty hardheaded - or at least appear that way?

Metro
03-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Gunnar, have you thought of changing your avartar to Pommiegranite - you are pretty hardheaded - or at least appear that way?
ac,have you thought of changing your handle?It may bring you good luck:lol:

Basil
03-12-2009, 07:13 PM
Gunnar, have you thought of changing your avartar to Pommiegranite - you are pretty hardheaded - or at least appear that way?
My handle is slated for (request for) change on 01/01/10 to

_ u _ i _ _ Duggan. Boris and Kevin B not given permission to guess the blanks.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
03-12-2009, 07:26 PM
futile ??

ER
05-12-2009, 12:33 PM
quaint? I know someone who suggested "buried" :eek: no names revealed! :P

Spiny Norman
05-12-2009, 01:12 PM
Gunner, why don't you start up another thread and we'll play hangman!

In the absence of that, my votes are for one of the following:
-- supine
-- nubile
-- cupids
-- lupine
-- yurine

(of course, in that last one, the 'y' is silent) :lol:

Basil
05-12-2009, 01:17 PM
quaint? I know someone who suggested "buried" :eek: no names revealed! :P
Shame no name revealed else I could could some fun in return.


Gunner, why don't you start up another thread and we'll play hangman!

In the absence of that, my votes are for one of the following:
-- supine
-- nubile
-- cupids
-- lupine
-- yurine

(of course, in that last one, the 'y' is silent) :lol:
I will but the game will be somewhat slow - four letters in three weeks. Here goes ...

Basil
31-12-2009, 08:41 PM
Well then, I said a month ago, and alluded a month before that, that a handle change was in the offing. What a wrench. Was there ever a finer handle in the history of BBs?

The switch from Howie was achieved by means of a poll. And so it will be with this next switch - with the important girly caveat that I might ignore the poll results.

Before striking up a poll, I call for suggestions. So far, we have

- Junior (what it should have been all along)
- Princess (suggested by Garrett and I have become enamoured)

Any more?

Saragossa
01-01-2010, 01:17 AM
President.

Adamski
01-01-2010, 08:28 AM
Well then, I said a month ago, and alluded a month before that, that a handle change was in the offing. What a wrench. Was there ever a finer handle in the history of BBs?

The switch from Howie was achieved by means of a poll. And so it will be with this next switch - with the important girly caveat that I might ignore the poll results.

Before striking up a poll, I call for suggestions. So far, we have

- Junior (what it should have been all along)
- Princess (suggested by Garrett and I have become enamoured)

Any more?Cute_Fabregas ? But I thought you said you were definitely changing to Junior. So it's not only women who have the prerogative to change their minds!

Basil
01-01-2010, 09:44 AM
But I thought you said you were definitely changing to Junior. So it's not only women who have the prerogative to change their minds!
Yes, I'm a girly-swat with the backbone of a lily-livered lefty.

Spiny Norman
01-01-2010, 07:54 PM
El Presidente Duggan

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
01-01-2010, 08:24 PM
cesc is gorgeous

Basil
15-01-2010, 09:16 PM
And so, without any further ado, prevarication or obfuscation ...

As of this day, Saturday 12 May 2007, anno Domini, do solemnly and officially request to change my handle to:

Gunner Duggan
And so without any further ado, prevarication or obfuscation ...

As of this day, Friday 15 January 2010, anno domini, I do solemnly and officially request to change my handle to:

Captain Underpants

Rincewind
15-01-2010, 10:19 PM
And so without any further ado, prevarication or obfuscation ...

As of this day, Friday 15 January 2010, anno domini, I do solemnly and officially request to change my handle to:

Captain Underpants

It is done.

Basil
15-01-2010, 10:21 PM
It is done.
Thank you.

Rincewind
15-01-2010, 10:23 PM
Thank you.

No problem. Will you now be changing your sig line to read "Tra-la-la!!!"?

Basil
16-01-2010, 01:05 PM
Attempts at signing in under old handle before the new one becomes automatic:

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Adamski
16-01-2010, 01:53 PM
That is one cool, avatar, C U. Where did you find it?

Basil
16-01-2010, 01:54 PM
That is one cool, avatar, CU. Where did you find it?
Ummm ... under Captain Underpants on Google images!

Adamski
16-01-2010, 02:15 PM
Ummm ... under Captain Underpants on Google images!Ok. I did not realise there was a Cap U in childrens' books.

Basil
16-01-2010, 02:26 PM
Ok. I did not realise there was a Cap U in childrens' books.
Nor did I.

Trent Parker
17-01-2010, 02:51 PM
Big Phat T

What do you reckon Capt. Underpants?

Basil
17-01-2010, 05:18 PM
Big Phat T

What do you reckon Capt. Underpants?
What is that name for?

Trent Parker
17-01-2010, 05:21 PM
For myself?!?! you think it was for you after you already changed your name???? pfft! :D

Basil
17-01-2010, 05:25 PM
For myself?!?! you think it was for you after you already changed your name???? pfft! :D
I think it's cool. I prefer either Phat T or Big T; hmmm Phat T is better IMO.

NorthsCC (Axiom)
17-01-2010, 07:58 PM
Isn't this handle change just a little bit offensive to all that have suffered at the hands of terrorists ?
It was not long ago underpants were utilised for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc and mayhem on an international air flight .
I would ask you to reconsider your change , in light of the very sensitive and precarious times we live in .

Thank you.

Metro
17-01-2010, 08:49 PM
Isn't this handle change just a little bit offensive to all that have suffered at the hands of terrorists ?
It was not long ago underpants were utilised for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc and mayhem on an international air flight .
I would ask you to reconsider your change , in light of the very sensitive and precarious times we live in .

Thank you.
I would suggest you are being over-sensitive.I don't think CU is making any such connection.

Kaitlin
17-01-2010, 08:58 PM
I would suggest you are being over-sensitive.I don't think CU is making any such connection.

Are you saying that Captian Underpants has nothing in he's undies that could be even mistakenly considered dangerous :eh: .

deanhogg
17-01-2010, 09:06 PM
Isn't this handle change just a little bit offensive to all that have suffered at the hands of terrorists ?
It was not long ago underpants were utilised for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc and mayhem on an international air flight .
I would ask you to reconsider your change , in light of the very sensitive and precarious times we live in .

Thank you.
NorthCC, To draw that conclusion that its offensive is silly if you cant
see this a name change there is really something wrong with you .
what if he decided call him self captain Idiot or captain no-good
still find it offensive ? seriously its most stupid thing l've heard
someone say .

Kevin Bonham
17-01-2010, 10:31 PM
NorthsCC was not from as far north as he pretended.

Adamski
17-01-2010, 10:33 PM
NorthsCC was not from as far north as he pretended.
His last silly comment sounds like an AC or AX hydra! (More likely the former.)

Kevin Bonham
17-01-2010, 10:34 PM
His last silly comment sounds like an AC or AX hydra! (More likely the former.)

Much more likely the latter. AC has never had any hydras to our knowledge.

Garvinator
18-01-2010, 12:22 AM
Much more likely the latter. AC has never had any hydras to our knowledge.
AC does not need a hydra. He can wreak plenty of destruction and trouble without the need to create more personalities of himself :owned:

Basil
19-01-2010, 10:52 AM
Attempts at signing in under old handle before the new one becomes automatic:

| |
:doh:

111

Basil
11-04-2010, 01:34 AM
J _ _ _ / J _ _ _ _ _ _

Adamski
11-04-2010, 02:16 PM
J _ _ _ / J _ _ _ _ _ _C U, why have you posted this in 2 threads? Tiredness the excuse at 1.30 in the morning?

AzureBlue
11-04-2010, 03:55 PM
C U, why have you posted this in 2 threads? Tiredness the excuse at 1.30 in the morning?
Or maybe he wants his handle to be changed to: J _ _ _ / J _ _ _ _ _ _
:lol:

Basil
11-04-2010, 06:58 PM
Or maybe he wants his handle to be changed to: J _ _ _ / J _ _ _ _ _ _
:lol:
Correct. That would be an excellent nic.

Space_Dude
12-04-2010, 10:03 PM
yeah, but than those under scores would be invisible!! wheres the joke in that?!:hmm: :hmm:

Basil
12-04-2010, 10:31 PM
yeah, but than those under scores would be invisible!! wheres the joke in that?!:hmm: :hmm:
Well perhaps they could be replaced with hyphens. Sometimes ... never mind.

Metro
27-06-2010, 07:25 PM
Metro

Space_Dude
18-07-2010, 09:53 PM
is it possible to get my user id changed to "______". you know... so it looks like blank.... it would be pretty cool, but if mods/admins dont like it, just ignore this...

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
22-07-2010, 07:41 PM
hey kev can i change my name to ...................... lesbian spank inferno ? :D

Metro
22-07-2010, 08:59 PM
hey kev can i change my name to ...................... lesbian spank inferno ? :D
We don't spank lesbians here:D When naming a thoroughbred racing horse in Australia ,I think 8 names are requested. You are on your 8th go.:lol:

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
22-07-2010, 09:31 PM
We don't spank lesbians here:D When naming a thoroughbred racing horse in Australia ,I think 8 names are requested. You are on your 8th go.:lol:

what about "sporting lesbian".

it was the name of the indoor soccer team i played in about 3 years ago.

a play on the portugese team "sporting lisbon"..............

Space_Dude
30-08-2010, 08:28 AM
can i have my username changed to McChuckNorrisKim?

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
10-01-2011, 03:49 AM
hey kev can i change my name to "Sotto Voce"

im completely serious.

thanks a lot.

with uppercase S and V. i might even start typing in uppercase just for the novelty !!

Basil
26-02-2011, 08:19 PM
Fatima Witbread

Metro
27-02-2011, 10:49 AM
Fatima Witbread
Fatima is muslim and is the wrong gender:rolleyes:

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
27-02-2011, 03:52 PM
Fatima is muslim and is the wrong gender:rolleyes:

Im pretty sure Fatima also refers to the Virgin Mary so it could possibly be a Catholic reference.

I wonder why kevin never changed my name to "lesbian spank inferno" .............. :D

William AS
27-02-2011, 04:58 PM
Fatima Witbread
Looks like Captain Underpants is about to die a thousand deaths! ;) :lol:

bergil
27-02-2011, 10:01 PM
Looks like Captain Underpants is about to die a thousand deaths! ;) :lol:Did Arsenal blow another 4 goal lead!! :owned:

Rincewind
27-02-2011, 10:48 PM
Im pretty sure Fatima also refers to the Virgin Mary so it could possibly be a Catholic reference.

I know of at least one Portugese girl with the name Fatima but I think the reference to the virgin Mary stems from the town of Fatima where a vision of Mary was seen - I think by school girls. It doesn't refer to the virgin Mary, per se.

Space_Dude
21-03-2011, 10:06 PM
I officially request to have my handle changed to "Space_Dude" :lol: time for something new :P

Rincewind
21-03-2011, 10:09 PM
I officially request to have my handle changed to "Space_Dude" :lol: time for something new :P

Ok.

Bereaved
10-06-2011, 03:34 PM
I officially want my handle changed to Bereaved, effective ASAP,

Take care and God Bless, Bereaved

Garrett
10-06-2011, 03:37 PM
I officially want my handle changed to Bereaved, effective ASAP,

Take care and God Bless, Bereaved

Oh dear, did someone close pass away Mac ? :(

Rincewind
10-06-2011, 09:08 PM
I officially want my handle changed to Bereaved, effective ASAP,

Take care and God Bless, Bereaved

Done. Take care.

Kaitlin
26-06-2011, 06:19 PM
to Scott Colliver (on appeal to the highest court)

Edit: (27th June) - I withdraw my request, and apologise to Scott for trying to steal hes identity and posts count :(

Oepty
26-06-2011, 08:16 PM
to Scott Colliver (on appeal to the highest court)

Kaitlin be careful what you wish for.

Oepty
06-07-2011, 02:37 PM
I offically request my handle to be changed to Status Unknown

Oepty
06-07-2011, 04:53 PM
I offically request my handle to be changed to Status Unknown

This request is entirely serious. Please can it happen as soon as possible.
Thank you

Adamski
06-07-2011, 06:04 PM
Well Scott I am happy to call your status Christian.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-07-2011, 02:20 AM
hey kev, how many letters is the maximum allowable ? :whistle:

antichrist
12-07-2011, 10:38 AM
Well Scott I am happy to call your status Christian.

He may have turned and he now considers that a big insult - you must learn to be PC or he may be new age with headband and beads and sandals and guru

Rincewind
12-07-2011, 12:10 PM
hey kev, how many letters is the maximum allowable ? :whistle:

For the intents and purposes it is unlimited. Meaning the field is long enough to accommodate any reasonable User Name.

antichrist
12-07-2011, 12:28 PM
For the intents and purposes it is unlimited. Meaning the field is long enough to accommodate any reasonable User Name.

what about that guy who named his son the whole British cricket team?

Rincewind
12-07-2011, 02:02 PM
what about that guy who named his son the whole British cricket team?

Do you mean the England and Wales cricket team?

antichrist
12-07-2011, 02:04 PM
Do you mean the England and Wales cricket team?

something like that - I think he got away with it, about 30 years ago

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-07-2011, 09:07 PM
hi moderators.

its been 6 months and its time to trade the old girl in. she was a faithful servant but its time to find a younger model.

can you please change my name to ........

Juice by Tappy !

(including exclamation mark)

thankyou.

Kevin Bonham
12-07-2011, 09:42 PM
(including exclamation mark)

Including space before exclamation mark too? Just checking and it will be done.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-07-2011, 10:12 PM
Including space before exclamation mark too? Just checking and it will be done.

that sounds spiffy.

danke schon.

that Caesar guy
28-07-2011, 09:50 PM
Can I change my name to 'Little Jimmy'? Its a good nickname given by a certain someone ;) haha

Garvinator
28-07-2011, 09:53 PM
Can I change my name to 'Little Jimmy'? Its a good nickname given by a certain someone ;) hahaAnd thats the truth!

that Caesar guy
28-07-2011, 09:57 PM
And thats the truth!
Yea, and you can't handle the truth!

Garvinator
29-07-2011, 01:30 AM
Yea, and you can't handle the truth!
Its all a conspiracy :P

Max Illingworth
05-08-2011, 12:21 AM
I request to have my handle changed to my name, Max Illingworth.

Rincewind
05-08-2011, 12:26 AM
I request to have my handle changed to my name, Max Illingworth.

Done. I assume you didn't want "my name, Max Illingworth"

Max Illingworth
05-08-2011, 12:29 AM
Done. I assume you didn't want "my name, Max Illingworth"

Correct, thank you very much :)

Basil
08-12-2011, 10:37 PM
Grumpy Undies

antichrist
08-12-2011, 10:40 PM
Grumpy Undies

yeah I liked elevator escapee's remix

Aaron Guthrie
10-12-2011, 11:40 PM
Aaron

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
21-01-2012, 11:23 PM
hey kb can i change my name to ...............

Ignatius Reilly

kind regards,
juice by tappy !.

Basil
02-02-2012, 08:38 PM
Shirt Lifter

Rhubarb
28-02-2012, 10:21 PM
Rhubarb

Desmond
02-03-2012, 07:57 PM
road runner

Trent Parker
16-04-2012, 10:41 PM
Time for a Change.

Trent Parker to

Parker

Basil
17-04-2012, 07:28 AM
Time for a Change.

Trent Parker to

Parker
Avatar change as well? (http://www.google.com.au/search?q=parker&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Zbu&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=imvnszr&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=uI6MT7_YBfGhiAes3ujpCQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CCgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1174&bih=747#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=8GF&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=w46MT96BHYHZige9453qCQ&ved=0CDwQvwUoAQ&q=parker+thunderbirds&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=dc137e31fa56ec50&biw=1174&bih=747)

Trent Parker
19-04-2012, 06:27 AM
lol was going to but nothing small enough

Basil
19-04-2012, 10:15 PM
lol was going to but nothing small enough
You just pick your fav and I'll trick it up for you mate. Link away.

Geelong Grizzle
21-04-2012, 05:18 PM
I wanna change my handle to the little Welsh village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogoch, and I want the number of log-in attempts increased from 5 to about 100. Only joking.

Adamski
22-04-2012, 11:55 PM
I wanna change my handle to the little Welsh village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogoch, and I want the number of log-in attempts increased from 5 to about 100. Only joking.
My dad can pronounce that village correctly, and often used to when I was growing up. He is of course part Welsh.

Geelong Grizzle
23-04-2012, 02:41 AM
Very interesting. Schoolchildren there learn how to spell that first, then they're taught the alphabet.:D

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
24-07-2012, 06:52 AM
To whom it may concern,

It is time for the biannual event that is shapeshifting.

Can i please change my name to Beaker.

Thankyou.

Agent Smith
24-07-2012, 06:59 AM
Oww! That yellow hurts my eyes :eek: :D
Beaker and Gonzo photos... hmmm ... wait... can i see a pattern here.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
24-07-2012, 07:04 AM
Oww! That yellow hurts my eyes :eek: :D
Beaker and Gonzo photos... hmmm ... wait... can i see a pattern here.

hunter s thompson :D

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
16-02-2013, 02:18 AM
hi.

can i change my name to Sporting Lesbian

cheers.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
18-02-2013, 09:14 PM
can i also have my new name in pink font as well please.

thanks, beaker.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
22-02-2013, 03:15 AM
can i also have it in 'quixotte regular' font.

thanks so much, beaker.

Adamski
22-02-2013, 06:17 AM
Good bye Beaker. Hello Pink Lady. Reminds me of Grease!

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
03-03-2013, 11:41 PM
i thought this messageboard was tolerant of diversity. :confused:

why must social progress be stymied ???? why ????

i really do try my best but sometimes it saddens me to have to endure the resolute opposition I experience in my constant fight for awareness.

for the sake of humanity please reconsider your decision to deny me my new nickname.

yours sincerely,

disillusioned member. :(

Kevin Bonham
04-03-2013, 02:02 AM
We're still thinking about it. The door is not yet closed!

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
04-03-2013, 02:57 AM
We're still thinking about it. The door is not yet closed!

be bold and set a course for progress !!!!

i implore you to act as the beacon for common sense and decency.

let us finally set sail for more bountiful waters, we havent a moment to lose !!!!

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
05-03-2013, 01:40 AM
can i have my nick changed to 'Great Uncle Bulgaria' please.

thanks,

beaker.

Adamski
05-03-2013, 11:16 PM
can i have my nick changed to 'Great Uncle Bulgaria' please.

thanks,

beaker.An English connection, GUB? I do recall the Wombles.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
05-03-2013, 11:47 PM
i thought 'powdered toastman' from 'the ren and stimpy show' might be a little bit too obscure for folks to remember. ;)

Carl Gorka
06-03-2013, 10:05 PM
Hi, I'm over anonymity even though most regulars on this BB know who I am.

Could I be changed to Carl Gorka please :)

Adamski
07-03-2013, 01:47 PM
Hi, I'm over anonymity even though most regulars on this BB know who I am.

Could I be changed to Carl Gorka please :)
That request was actioned quickly!

that Caesar guy
07-03-2013, 05:52 PM
Hey Mr. Bulgaria, how long do I have left on my Alice in Blunderland persona? :P

Kevin Bonham
07-03-2013, 05:56 PM
Looks to me like your AIB sentence expired in November and you've gone a few months over!

that Caesar guy
07-03-2013, 06:27 PM
Looks to me like your AIB sentence expired in November and you've gone a few months over!
Hahaha what can I say? I enjoyed my punishment a little more than I should have, probably...:eek:

Surely a new name would be good...how about 'that Caesar guy' :P

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
07-03-2013, 07:05 PM
Hahaha what can I say? I enjoyed my punishment a little more than I should have, probably...:eek:

Surely a new name would be good...how about 'that Caesar guy' :P

your a good sport l.j. :clap:

any time you want to make an epl wager im more than happy to comply. :D

James Peirce
08-03-2013, 10:08 AM
My name is getting a bit tiring and i wish to reveal who i am. I request to have my handle changed to James Peirce.
(Note: Peirce really is spelt with the e before the i)

Basil
17-03-2013, 08:26 PM
Front bottom

ER
19-03-2013, 04:44 PM
I think a handle change is overdue for me too!
Can I please have either JAK or jak? thanks in advance!

Kevin Bonham
19-03-2013, 04:58 PM
I think a handle change is overdue for me too!
Can I please have either JAK or jak? thanks in advance!

You can have either, if you tell us which one you want most!

ER
19-03-2013, 05:08 PM
simplest form then, jak, thanks!

Adamski
19-03-2013, 10:59 PM
Front bottom
Is that a request for a name change, C U?

Basil
22-03-2013, 08:35 AM
Is that a request for a name change, C U?
It is.

antichrist
22-03-2013, 10:02 AM
It is.

could I suggest Private Manning - I realise it is a comedown from a Captain but Manning leaked more then any underpants could capture

Rincewind
22-03-2013, 10:38 AM
It is.

I think it is safe to assume that the moderators have reservations about that particular user name.

Ian Murray
27-03-2013, 01:31 PM
I fancy a change of identity - can I morph into Lonesome Earl pliz.

Basil
08-05-2013, 05:18 PM
Testiclay

ER
08-05-2013, 06:00 PM
Testiclay

no!

Adamski
08-05-2013, 07:02 PM
no!
x2!

Oepty
08-05-2013, 07:04 PM
I hereby officially announce I wish my name to be changed from oepty to Oepty.

Adamski
08-05-2013, 11:22 PM
I have failed to ascertain any meaning for your user name, Oepty. Would you care to enlighten me? Ta.

Oepty
09-05-2013, 10:06 AM
I have failed to ascertain any meaning for your user name, Oepty. Would you care to enlighten me? Ta.

It has no meaning which makes it perfect in my eyes.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
10-05-2013, 03:56 AM
It has no meaning which makes it perfect in my eyes.

life has great meaning.

it is only folly to undertaken a meaningless perfectionism.

i only wish you would reconsider you outlook.

just remember, the cup is half full not half empty.

:D

Oepty
10-05-2013, 07:33 AM
life has great meaning.

it is only folly to undertaken a meaningless perfectionism.

i only wish you would reconsider you outlook.

just remember, the cup is half full not half empty.

:D

If a cup is half full it is also half empty, if a cup is half empty it is also half full.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-05-2013, 06:15 AM
If a cup is half full it is also half empty, if a cup is half empty it is also half full.

if an icecream is rum raisin flavour, then it is not a yellow datsun sunny coupe.

antichrist
13-05-2013, 06:15 PM
if an icecream is rum raisin flavour, then it is not a yellow datsun sunny coupe.

for a teetotaler like myself that rum n raisin certainly has a kick

Trent Parker
14-05-2013, 11:07 AM
Its Time for a change.....

I formally request my Handle to be changed to Pictonite

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
10-09-2013, 08:33 PM
Hi, can i change my name to Count Duckula please ?

Cheers, g.u.b.

Agent Smith
11-03-2014, 08:26 PM
Not much activity here... I guess Captain U. has given up after his unsuccessful name change request.
Tappy's due for a change. Have you ever seen The Fifth Element ? The prof is the man :)

http://inmyotherworld.free.fr/gfx/futurama/wallpapers/5element.jpg

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-03-2014, 03:54 AM
Hi, can I change my name to Super Nintendo Chalmers
Cheers.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
12-03-2014, 06:37 AM
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Capablanca-Fan
02-04-2014, 01:30 PM
G'day, may I change my name to Capablanca-Fan please ?

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
03-04-2014, 06:51 PM
Shouldn't that be "Capablanca [himself Cuban] -Fan" ?

ER
23-04-2014, 04:58 PM
If possible could I please have my handle changed to Elliott Renzies ?
Thanks in advance.
E.R.

ER
23-04-2014, 06:57 PM
thank you!

Adamski
23-04-2014, 11:49 PM
If possible could I please have my handle changed to Elliott Renzies ?
Thanks in advance.
E.R.
Another one ceases to hide behind the veil of anonymity - LOL in your case, Elliott! ("The Road More Travelled" rather than less would be appropriate for a constant traveller like you!)

ER
24-04-2014, 03:19 PM
Another one ceases to hide behind the veil of anonymity - LOL in your case, Elliott! ("The Road More Travelled" rather than less would be appropriate for a constant traveller like you!)

Thanks Adamski. Chess friends all over Aus hardly called me with my real name. In a (not so recent) tournament a Sydneysider commented : Oh you play in this tournament too? I didn't see Jak on the list! So it was time!

Denis_Jessop
24-04-2014, 05:05 PM
The guy who came in from the cold.

DJ

Capablanca-Fan
02-05-2014, 12:22 AM
Shouldn't that be "Capablanca [himself Cuban] -Fan" ?
Probably [himself Hispanic] given modern political correctness.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
02-05-2014, 03:03 AM
Probably [himself Hispanic] given modern political correctness.

I suspect it was one of those femo-lefty-gaystapo who are to blame.

They always seem shifty.

Desmond
02-05-2014, 07:16 AM
femo-lefty-gaystapo Liberal lesbians in uniforms? Rrrrraawrrrrr

Adamski
02-05-2014, 08:44 AM
The guy who came in from the cold.

DJI assume that is not a request for a name change, Denis, though at your mature age coming in fron the cold in winter especially is extremely sensible! Btw it was cold in Sydney early this morning.I was wearing my Penrith NRL scarf and my black (Kiwi support) beanie.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
27-09-2014, 03:28 AM
Hi, can I change my name to "Bubbles".

Cheers.

antichrist
27-09-2014, 10:53 AM
Hi, can I change my name to "Bubbles".

Cheers.

will it be BO BO the Clown next?

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
27-09-2014, 02:49 PM
will it be BO BO the Clown next?

No.

You are the only clown on this messageboard.

Ian Murray
31-10-2014, 07:01 PM
Lonesome Earl has ridden off into the sunset, so I have rebadged myself after legendary Celtic hero Fionn mac Cumhaill, anglicised as Finn McCool.

Ian Murray

Trent Parker
24-04-2015, 11:35 AM
Meh might as well go back to my real name: Trent Parker

Basil
10-05-2015, 09:34 AM
Hear ye, hear ye, by the powers officially invested in the duly appointed moderators and admins in this site, I officially requested my handle be changed to Basil, effective immediately.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
10-05-2015, 01:54 PM
Hear ye, hear ye, by the powers officially invested in the duly appointed moderators and admins in this site, I officially requested my handle be changed to Basil, effective immediately.

He of "the ministry of silly walks" ?

Adamski
10-05-2015, 03:59 PM
He of "the ministry of silly walks" ?My fav John Cleese piece is the "ex-parrot" off Monty Python. The best Basil bits in Fawlty Towers concern "Don't mention the war."

Basil
11-05-2015, 12:02 AM
He of "the ministry of silly walks" ?

Actually no, but a most worthy alternate.

Desmond
11-05-2015, 07:07 AM
Mr Brush, I presume?

Basil
13-05-2015, 04:35 PM
Mr Brush, I presume?
This particular Basil is unknown. For now. Bwa ha ha ...

Rincewind
13-05-2015, 04:56 PM
This particular Basil is unknown. For now. Bwa ha ha ...

If we're having a guessing competition I dibs Basil Rathbone.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
17-05-2015, 04:27 AM
Vampire Unicorn

Agent Smith
17-05-2015, 08:46 AM
Vampire Unicorn
"I am not an aardvark"

:)

But his forum needs some way of actually tracking the name changes.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
17-05-2015, 08:16 PM
Hi mods,

Is it possible to amend 'vampire unicorn' to 'Larry the vampire unicorn' please ?

Cheers,

Larry the vampire unicorn.

Kevin Bonham
18-05-2015, 12:49 AM
I did it to find out if a username that long would even be allowed. This is not a precedent!

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
18-05-2015, 12:54 PM
I did it to find out if a username that long would even be allowed. This is not a precedent!

Thanks for that.

By the way, which is the longest name on the messageboard thus far ?

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
18-05-2015, 01:39 PM
Vampire Unicorn
"I am not an aardvark"

:)

But his forum needs some way of actually tracking the name changes.

Here goes ..............................

ace vancura, trailer park lovers, sotto voce, Juice by Tappy !, Ignatius Reilly, Beaker, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Count Duckula, Super Nintendo Chalmers, Bubbles, Larry the vampire unicorn.

Agent Smith
18-05-2015, 03:22 PM
Now for an avatar line-up :)
But I know Tappy's aliases, just the less occasional posters that riddles me.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
23-12-2015, 05:45 AM
To whom it may concern,

Can I please change my name to "Danse Macabre".

Cheers,
Larry.

Rincewind
23-12-2015, 08:34 AM
To whom it may concern,

Can I please change my name to "Danse Macabre".

Cheers,
Larry.

Done. I see you have changed your avatar already but you may also consider changing your profile picture.

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
23-12-2015, 09:03 AM
Done. I see you have changed your avatar already but you may also consider changing your profile picture.

All taken care of.

Cheers,
D.M.

Agent Smith
24-02-2016, 04:38 PM
I know i've been a little blasphemous and potty mouthed. I'd like to turn over a new leaf.
Could i please change my handle to "Agent Smith"

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
05-07-2016, 08:25 PM
Hi,

Can I please change my name to "Redmond Barry".

Cheers.

Madoka Kaname
10-07-2016, 12:28 PM
Hello!

Can I please have my handle changed to "Madoka Kaname"?

Thank you!

Desmond
10-11-2019, 03:11 PM
Can I please change to Desmond?

Kevin Bonham
10-11-2019, 04:40 PM
Can I please change to Desmond?

Done.

MichaelBaron
10-11-2019, 05:28 PM
Done.

May be the previous name could also be recorded in the thread so when the ''new person'' starts posting - we get some idea who he/she is.

Kevin Bonham
10-11-2019, 06:48 PM
May be the previous name could also be recorded in the thread so when the ''new person'' starts posting - we get some idea who he/she is.

This thread exists for that purpose for those who wish to use it to document handle changes:

http://www.chesschat.org/showthread.php?9511-Handle-Rewind

Scott Colliver
03-11-2020, 08:28 PM
Can I please have my username changed from I don't know to my real name Scott Colliver?

Scott Colliver
03-11-2020, 09:46 PM
Thank you

Sir Cromulent Sparkles
09-08-2021, 11:32 PM
To whom it may concern, can I please change my name to "Sir Cromulent Sparkles" ?

Cheers.

Kevin Bonham
13-08-2021, 03:56 PM
May i ask [SNIP AND POST DELETED - mod]

No you may not. Not on this thread. Go over here: http://www.chesschat.org/showthread.php?9511-Handle-Rewind

Kevin Bonham
19-09-2021, 11:02 PM
Posts moved

The series of posts starting from ALiteralHog's request for a name change has been moved to the thread below to avoid having to moderate posts for being off-topic.

http://www.chesschat.org/showthread.php?18591-ALiteralHog-name-change-request-(and-other-stories)

Any discussion of this decision must occur in the Help and Feedback section only - do not reply to this post on this thread or the split thread.