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Spiny Norman
29-03-2005, 07:45 PM
The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better than Windows Software Development:

10. Eternal Damnation: never ends. Windows Software Development: you think you're almost done, but you never really finish.

9. Eternal Damnation: burns forever, but you are not consumed. Windows Software Development: each update introduces new, improved tortures which slowly consume you.

8. Eternal Damnation: your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. Windows Software Development: Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.

7. Eternal Damnation: Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. Windows Software Development: Bill Gates makes you buy Windows XP.

6. Eternal Damnation: is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative is available. Windows Software Development: resistance is futile, alternatives are damned or doomed.

5. Eternal Damnation: is free. Windows Software Development: you pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game.

4. Eternal Damnation: Satan was once an angel. Windows Software Development: Bill Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter.

3. Eternal Damnation: Hell has no Windows. Windows Software Development: Microsoft does.

2. Eternal Damnation: you only pass the Gates of Hell one time. Windows Software Development: The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look.

1. Eternal Damnation: Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of Evil. Windows Software Development: Bill Gates just does it for the money.

Spiny Norman
29-03-2005, 07:46 PM
Folks, feel free to contribute your own Top 10's.